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TOP EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK.
- FOLLOWED A UFO FOR 20 MILES BEFORE IT DISAPPEARED IN THE SKY.
- PAINTED MYSELF INTO MY APARTMENT.
- CAME OUT OF MY HOUSE AND 3 DOGS CHASED ME UP A TREE.
- MY BOYFRIEND HELD ME HOSTAGE, FOR 5 DAYS???
- I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY MORNING, SO I SLEPT IN.
- MY LOCKS ON MY CAR WERE FROZEN, ON JUNE 1ST??
- I DIDN’T HAVE 25 CENTS FOR THE TOLL.
- I GOT MIXED UP, I THOUGHT IT WAS SPRING BACK AND FALL AHEAD.
- I HEARD VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY WERE SAYING DON’T GO.
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